If Dr. Suess wanted you to become a Stampin' Up! Demonstrator:

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You can be a new Demo!
The Stampin’ Up! way!

There’ll be tips you can read
From Stampin’ Up! news!
You can tailor your workshops
any way that you choose.

You will do it your way.
You know what you know.
As a Stampin’ Up! Demo,
you decide where to go.

You'll be on your way up!
You'll be meeting new friends!
You'll have fun with your upline!
The fun never ends!

You won't lag behind,
because you choose the speed.
You will only hold parties
if you feel the need.

Convention, Regionals and Leadership, too!
Surrounded by stampin’ buddies,
You will never be blue!

So purchase the Kit at one-twenty-five!
If you visit my website,
you won’t have to drive!
You can sign up with the speediest speed.
You can customize your kit
to get just what you need!

And during Sale-A-Bration there is so much more!
There’s Designer Series Paper or Downloads galore!
So don’t hesitate…that’s just not you!
You are a “doer”, so sign up and DO!


If you don’t like it, you can just walk away!
It’s as easy as that…no penalties to pay!
But who doesn’t like getting discounts each order?
On their wood mounts or clear mounts…you can be a paper hoarder!

There are stamps to be inked! And paper to be cut.
With so many colors, you’ll stay out of a rut.
There are new friends to meet. New techniques to try.
I want you to join me….I will not lie!
I will help you to succeed
I will help you. Yes indeed.

So...Today is your day!
Let’s get your kit on its way!
You can be a new demo…
And oh…the places you will go!

~Max Conrad

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